July 2009
“Falling in love should be like Polaroids. Instant.”
– http://fiveprime.org/hivemind/User/MoreInterpretations
A Neutron Walks Into a Bar...
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, “Bartender, how much do I owe you?” The bartender replies, “For you, neutron, no charge.”
Haha, sorry. I’m a sucker for corny jokes.
“Life is like an hourglass. Eventually, everything hits the bottom, and all you...”
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the...”
The Survey
Last month the UN conducted a worldwide survey with one question:
“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure.
In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant
In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant
In Africa they...
WatchThis is so weird and yet so cute at the same time!