March 2012
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
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February 2012
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ListenI know what’s going on I won’t be second to none...
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j-tory: ec5ta5y: AHAHAHAH REPLAYED LIKE X1209382 TIMES LOL LOL DROP IT 
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Arhant: I love you like guanine loves cytosine
I love you like those white ticks love the back of the black bird's head
I love you like India loves Asia
Even though I know I'll raise hell crashing into you
I just can't help it
And, hey, some pretty awesome stuff happens as a result
I love you like babies love milk
Like lactose loves lactase
I love you like the small ribosomal subunit loves the large ribosomal subunit
Like the ventricles love the atria
Like the ventral prefrontal cortext lives the visual association cortex
I love you like my physics professor loves cake
My love for you is like my physics' professor's stomcah
It keeps growing
Your keratinous fibers stimulate my odor receptors
Feb 28th
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“Hey, herpes and happy start with the same letter…maybe they’re not...”
–  Arhant Freaking Rao
Feb 28th
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my favorite conversations are all with my favorite...
Arhant: Can I vidcall you?
me: no
everything sucks and i want to unsuck it by taking a shower
.............
yeah
Arhant: ...
Ok
That's the stupidest thing
I've heard all day
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Bio stimulates my adrenal cortex.
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